Full Moon 5/23/24

Includes Mad Lib: Make Your Own Version of the Tartaria Story!

The energy feels lighter already! The Sun has recently entered Gemini, and soon Jupiter will as well, intensifying the vibe. In the chatty spirit of Gemini season, this post includes a Mad Lib at the end that you can fill in with a companion.

Astrological Events

Sun already entered Gemini 5:59 am PDT May 20, 2024

Venus conjunct Jupiter 29° Taurus 1:29 am PDT May 23, 2024

Venus 29° Taurus sextile Neptune 29° Pisces 3:50 am PDT May 23, 2024

Full Moon 2° Sagittarius/Gemini 6:53 am PDT May 23, 2024

Venus enters Gemini 1:30 pm PDT May 23, 2024 (stays in Gemini until June 16, 2024)

Jupiter 29° Taurus sextile Neptune 29° Pisces 2:44 pm PDT May 23, 2024

Jupiter enters Gemini 4:15 pm PDT May 25, 2024 (stays in Gemini until June 9, 2025)

A Warning for Jupiter in Gemini

Earlier this week, I came across another video discussing the Tartaria conspiracy theory, which alleges that knowledge of the powerful and advanced Tartarian Empire has purposefully been hidden from world history. While the first account of Tartaria I heard was easy to laugh off on the grounds it involved people who did not have toilets because they did not have bowel movements, this version involved the Cabbage Patch Kids.

It sounds like a story you would only get playing Mad Libs — and I realized it is probably an indicator of how the coming Jupiter in Gemini transit is likely to go. Already, people can just get bits and pieces of information and string them together to create all kinds of wacky narratives. This could escalate to another level entirely with Jupiter, the planet that makes things bigger, moving into Gemini, the sign of chatter.

I do have a bad habit of spending too much time reading internet rumor mills. However, I also have a good habit of keeping detailed diaries.

In the last few days, I happened to look at my diary from one year ago and my diary from two years ago. Along with records of my own mundane activities, both diaries mentioned people on the internet speculating about various dramatic events that they thought were imminently going to happen within the next couple of months. The events did not wind up happening.

If you hear a weird rumor while Jupiter is moving through Gemini, write it down — and then re-read it a few months later to see if anything came of it. There are real problems in the world, and there are real ways in which authority figures have handled them poorly, which probably fuels a lot of the speculation that goes on. However, that does not make all the speculation true.

(For further information on the Tartarian Empire, Josie Adams attempts to unsnarl claims about its presence in New Zealand for The Spinoff.)

Mad Lib: Make Your Own Version of the Tartaria Story!

[Get a companion and have them fill in the blanks!]

Have you ever seen an old building and thought it looked really awesome? You might have unknowingly seen the remains of the Tartarian Empire.

In its heyday, the Tartarian Empire stretched from [one city] to [another city]. Its founder was the grandson of [historical figure]. They began in what is now [country] and expanded from there to all continents.

The Tartarians’ technology and construction skills perhaps even exceeded what we have today. However, their amazing buildings did not have [common appliance] because the Tartarians did not have [body part - plural].

Unfortunately, most of these buildings were destroyed in a [gross substance]-flood in the year [year]. At that point, shadowy figures took advantage of the opportunity to rewrite history in their favor. They created a gap in time of [number] years.  

You may have been told about [historical figure], but I can’t find evidence that that person ever actually existed. The elites simply made up new stories at the same time they intentionally erased our memories of our noble heritage in order to control us.

If you don’t know your history, you can’t know who you are. [Popular toy from the 1980s] is a clue to the priceless knowledge that the Freemasons, the Rothschilds, and [your least favorite sports team] have taken away from us.

When you spend your precious time in the bowels of [your favorite website] looking for more clues, you do your part to restore the memory of our lost heritage. Hail Tartaria!